Male Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

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Male funny 50th birthday slogans.

Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. 49 maybe but never 50. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Melanie white 2. Your wild oats have just turned to porridge. It creeps up on you anon. I can clearly remember my childhood but i can t remember where i put my keys.

Franklin pierce adams. So relax and enjoy. 50 is the five perfect 10s. Fifty is a weird age.

Hi ho hi ho its over the hill you go. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon. This funny birthday wishes quotes messages you can attach to your birthday greeting card. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. See more ideas about 50th birthday quotes birthday quotes funny 50th birthday quotes. I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent. You can edit this funny birthday wishes for men with your own word.

Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. Fun is like life insurance. A bunch of funny 50th birthday jokes of course. The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen.

Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice. Victor hugo so instead of feeling old and frustrated one should make the most of this occasion. This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50. 50th birthday quotes about middle age.

Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. 50 is the new 25 twice you are 18 262 days old. Don t be jealous because i look this good at 50. Most funny birthday wishes for men.

Funny 50th birthday quotes for men here you will find the funniest and most hilarious birthday. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3. I can t remember what i forgot so don t ask. Do not worry about avoiding temptation.

I can t believe i m 50. It took me 50 years to look this good. I m not 50 i m 18 with 32 years experience. Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3. The older you get the more it costs. Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair.

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